Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
I walked from the hotel to the club with a pint of tequila in my boot. Poured some in a homeless woman's mouth when she asked for change. I've hit rock bottom.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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