the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
yeah well we're currently on the phone and she's telling me about how much she misses me and all this shit and i muted myself and i'm watching porn.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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