Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
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