I'm putting on too much make up bc I'm stoned
Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
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