She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
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trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
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They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
I need to do something profound in the next three and a half years so that when my kids ask what I did in my twenties I have something to say other than "made bad decisions"
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
I left you a really long drunk voicemail and I remember something about a bat
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