OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
He better not be in your backpack
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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