Bisexual people are plain selfish.
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
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Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
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new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
Enjoy the penises
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
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