In the future we'll all be gay
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
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