The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
So I was talking to her on the phone last night and had to mute it so I could take a crap.
Side Note: My mute button doesn't work.
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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