Britney fell asleep on the couch in the foier, got up stripped then pissed on the floor. Then got dressed and went to sleep in it. Also downstairs toilet clogged. Not me. I will be gone by the time you get home from work. Have fun.
I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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