Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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