I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
Randomize
