these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
You're earring is so big in my mouth
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
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she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
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Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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