i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
wait.. the condom broke. ehh whatever i think im already 2 months pregnant
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
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