Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
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its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
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I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
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