I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
It was a blind-side dick pic.
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
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