found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Instead of texting me to come over, she just sends me a batman symbol.
I don't care if she's a booty call. Marry her.
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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