Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
I woke up in a cornfield to shouting, a bottle of Jim Beam, and a bunch of mc muffins. If this doesn't scream Illinois, idk what does.
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
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