Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
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