Do you still have your period?
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
the hot woman interviewing me is reading jokes off the back of laffy taffy.... I'm getting laid and possibly a job
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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