Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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