5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
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