I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
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YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
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AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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