I got her a Nickelback box set.
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
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I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
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i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
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