I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
only if we run a train.
done.
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
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I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
then he tried to convert me to islam
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
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I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
You need Xanax blowdarts
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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