Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
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