I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
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