You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
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On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
your like the ambassador to my penis.
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I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
The uberlube is also flammable
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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