I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
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Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
There r osticjed everywhere
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
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TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
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