He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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