sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
Please, let me fuck your mom
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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