He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
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You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
Good morning! Just thought I'd give you my yearly reminder that we lost our virginities 7 years ago, yesterday.
That's the best creepy text ever.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
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I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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