I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Randomize
