"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now Heβs Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just googled, "what type of cured meat does my face taste like", and one of the top results was, "The Definitive Guide to Bacon." I couldn't make this up if I tried.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... π―πππ
Do I even want to know?
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
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