I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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