Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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