you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
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Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
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Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
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