Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
stop calling my apartment porn island.
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
Randomize
