all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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