There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
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