Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
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I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
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You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
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