I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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