Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
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