someone get that fucking seahorse.
So I went home with some chick last night... I'm not sue what's worse: not getting a nut at 5am, the condom breaking and not being replaced, feeling poo when I put my finger in her but, sleeping on a heroin mattress in her living room, her swine flu coughing fit at 7am or realizing she peed the matt at 10am. Actually it was probably the fact that she continuously told me she was the classiest girl in boulder.
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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