THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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