On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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