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  • 94 99
    Submitted by darian_darian on May 2, 11 at 5:08pm

    Because bird is the word.

  • Submitted by ghashlycrumbs on May 2, 11 at 9:48am

    Just in case.

  • 79 99
    Submitted by maddiemariescoot on May 2, 11 at 7:58pm

    only in Oklahoma..

  • Submitted by yfz501 on May 2, 11 at 10:17am

    because that's what you do when you're making ice cubes

  • 77 98
    Submitted by satanslilhelper on May 2, 11 at 10:04am

    because aforementioned bird has STDs

  • Submitted by eyedeas_ideas on May 2, 11 at 9:52am

    Because the night before you made some more than questionable calls.

  • Submitted by kman9911 on May 4, 11 at 11:39pm

    Fuck me I'm having informative text convos with my ex posing as a guy who she thinks is a cute cop that she would like to have a drink with ... Never tell this to anyone !!

  • Submitted by one_way on May 4, 11 at 4:07pm

    Well, you must have done this often enough to worry them.

  • Submitted by zomfgdrew on May 2, 11 at 9:32pm

    clearly they thought you were going to fuck the bird.

  • 37 74
    Submitted by ledonna on Mar 20, 13 at 12:59am

    because clearly the bird wasn't into you