It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
This is classic penis vs brain.
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
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