we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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