She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
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