I want to stick my p in your. b.
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
Just killed a snake in my bed! And by killed I mean hit repeatedly with my fist. And by snake I mean a lump in the covers. And I pissed my pants.
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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