He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
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