I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
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I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
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I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
Apparently karate chopping the fronts off all the paper towel and soap dispensers in the bathrooms isn't even frowned upon. Like even at the third bar when I fell flat on my back trying to jump kick the last one some guy just helped me up and high fived me. America.
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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