Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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