Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
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Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
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I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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