my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
Woke up with my face in a bowl of cereal. This is tequila's way of saying fuck you.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
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