spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
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