Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
He literally shoved the EMT, climbed in the back of the ambulance with his vodka and was like, "C'mon, people. Wrap this up. I got shit to do."
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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