He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
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