you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
I think my fart just growled at me.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
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